“There is a Hell, Believe Me, I’ve Seen It, There is a Heaven, Let’s Keep It a Secret” by Bring Me the Horizon

Bring Me the Horizon started out as the de facto poster boys for the genre known as Deathcore. Essentially a blend of Death Metal and Metalcore, the genre became a byword for lazy instrumentation and an emphasis on style over substance. And indeed, this band’s debut EP This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For and their first full album Count Your Blessings contain some of the laziest, least artful Metal in the history of the genre. In addition, their fashion-conscious image made many write them off as simply a glorified boy-band pretending to play Metal. Their third album, Suicide Season, started to show some signs of potential in songs like “It Was Written In Blood” and the title track, but even it contained quite a bit of clumsy, ham-fisted material.

Then this album came along, and like One Direction’s Midnight Memories or Kesha’s Warrior, it made a lot of people do a complete 180 regarding their opinion of the band. This would be sustained in their next two releases, ultimately turning these despised critical pariahs into the most critically acclaimed band in the entire Metalcore genre.

A large part of the reason for this has to do with their use of genre influences. Metalcore is, as a general rule, the least musically sophisticated of the Extreme Metal subgenres, which is why it generally gets less respect than Death Metal, Black Metal and the Doom/Sludge/Post-Metal family. But on this album, by incorporating lyrical passages, choral vocals, electronic elements, and even Classical influences into their sound, Bring Me the Horizon have brought a far greater sophistication to their music than Metalcore generally achieves.

Another thing that sets this album apart, not only from other Metalcore, but pretty much all of Extreme Metal, is the lyrics. The majority of Extreme Metal bands favor fairly heavy-handed shock value in their lyrics, be it based on gruesome visceral imagery (like most Death Metal) or on attempts to offend religious sensibilities through over-the-top attempts at sacrilege (like most Black Metal). Even when an Extreme Metal band attempts to comment on serious issues, the results usually come across as ham-fisted (as in the case of Napalm Death or Gojira).

These lyrics, on the other hand, are surprisingly eloquent, even poetic, and also quite psychologically insightful. The album as a whole serves as a kind of psychological Concept Album, exploring the point-of-view character’s psychological torment and self-loathing, which the band’s frontman Oli Sykes has claimed was autobiographical on his part.  Weirdly, they remind me quite a bit of the lyrics from Les Miserables…they’ve got that same grandly poetic, sweepingly dramatic  feel to them. At any rate, they are certainly the best lyrics I’ve heard on an album from any of the Extreme Metal subgenres to date.

The surprisingly lyrical “Crucify Me”, the grandly orchestral “It Never Ends”, and the richly atmospheric “Blessed With a Curse” are the highlights of this album, but pretty much every track is splendid. Like their fellow experimental Metalcore iconoclasts The Chariot (the lead singer of whom actually provides some guest vocals on this album), they know how to vary their music so it doesn’t come across simply as a monotonous onslaught. To this end, they programmed in lighter moments like the almost gentle ballad “Don’t Go” and the catchy Punk-Metal song “Blacklist”. There are even a couple of songs like “Alligator Blood” that employ what sounds like a more sophisticated variant on their original Deathcore sound, proving that even that reviled genre can be turned to good effect in the right hands.

If you are relatively new to the field of Extreme Metal or just find most of it too simplistically aggressive for your tastes, this band is well worth checking out, given that their diverse genre influences make them both more accessible and more complex than the majority of bands in their field. This album is an impressive artistic achievement, and probably the best Metal album of 2010 (its only real competition would be Folk-Metal outfit Agalloch’s Marrow of the Spirit). In any case, it ranks as one of the best and most important Metal albums of the decade, and is generally far more accessible than most of the contenders for that title (with the exception of a couple of other albums by the same band). Really, whether you’re part of the Metal subculture or not, if you haven’t already heard this album, seek it out. You won’t regret it.

“Ultraviolet” by Owl City

Adam ‘Owl City’ Young’s career trajectory seems pretty straightforward if you limit your survey to his full-length, major-label albums…great album (Ocean Eyes), near-great album (All Things Bright and Beautiful), good-but-not-great album (The Midsummer’s Station), terrible album (Mobile Orchestra). It seems like a pretty standard narrative of a declining talent…until you insert this EP, made only a year before Mobile Orchestra, and the best thing Young had done since Ocean Eyes.

This EP is easily the darkest thing Young has ever released, but apart from that it seems for the most part like a return to his early, Indie Pop style. The opening track, “Beautiful Times”, features the twee-sounding poetry that has become Owl City’s trademark over instrumentation provided by Youtube-launched Dubstep-violinist Lindsey Sterling.

The second track, “Up All Night”, with its Pop-flavored beat, straightforward writing, and angry tone, sounds rather like the album tracks on The Midsummer Station (for those who don’t know, the rest of the album, while more Pop-sounding and ‘normal’ than Young’s previous releases, did not sound like its hit single “Good Time”). “Wolf Bite”, on the other hand, would have fit in perfectly on one of Owl City’s first two major-label albums, with its childlike choice of metaphor and gentle instrumentation, were it not for its darker tone, which is much more desperate and tormented than the ebullient material found on those albums.

The final and most beautiful track, “This Isn’t the End”, tells a very sad but ultimately hopeful story about a little girl whose father commits suicide. It was later transplanted to be the final track on Mobile Orchestra, which is, for those who have heard that album, why the material take such a sudden upswing in quality on the very last track…that unexpectedly good final track was originally written a year earlier for this EP. The song’s narrative bears a certain resemblance to the plot of the webcomic Questionable Content, which may not be a coincidence. After all, that same comic used to have immense importance to the Indie Rock subculture Young comes out of, particularly during the Twee Pop era from which Young draws most of his influences.

To illustrate the degree to which Young outdid himself in quality on this EP, I need only observe that it received generally favorable critical reviews. I’m going to repeat that…the critics, who have despised this artist with a passion ever since he came on the scene with the Number One hit “Fireflies”, were able to set aside their hatred for a moment and say mostly nice things about this EP. Those who are unfamiliar with the sheer degree of undeserved critical vitriol that has been directed at Owl City over the years may not appreciate the full force of this implied endorsement, but the fact that even the critics were unable to bring themselves to hate this record really says all that needs to be said.

After the disaster that was Mobile Orchestra, Owl City is under something of a cloud right now even among his own fans, but I’m not so sure he’s really finished yet. If he could come up with something like this only a year before his latest disappointment, I imagine he can probably still turn things around with his next release. Remember, Ocean Eyes was actually his third album, not his first…he had two self-released albums before it, and they contained the original versions of some of the best tracks that wound up on Ocean Eyes. So that’s six good albums to one bad one, and given that, the law of averages definitely seems to be in his favor. He may or may not have done his last good work on this EP…there’s no way to know the future…but I’m certainly not willing to give up on him yet.

“18 Months” by Calvin Harris

Even with all the popularity and ubiquity he’s achieved on various international music charts, I still feel Calvin Harris’ vital importance to the popular music of this decade has never been fully appreciated by the critics. He pioneered an extremely distinctive style of Progressive House-influenced dance ballads that became the template for nearly all popular dance music for years thereafter and whose influence can still be palpably felt in the output of acts like the Chainsmokers and Zedd. I selected this album because it facilitated his international breakthrough…before this album and its singles, he was largely only famous in England and Europe, to the point where Chris Brown thought he could get away with plagiarizing Harris on “Yeah3X” without any of his target audience noticing (it didn’t work).

The album does start out a little slow…the first full song, “Bounce”, is a bit on the tinny and simplistic side by Harris standards, and it’s followed by “Feels So Close”, one of Harris’ unwise attempt to do his own singing. It’s not that Harris has a terrible voice by any means, but Harris the producer’s trademark style requires massive, expressive belt voices, the Pop-music equivalent of operatic Heldensingers, to soar above his pounding, sweeping production, and Harris the vocalist’s light rasp isn’t up to the task. Indeed, even on the single “Let’s Go”, one can hear featured vocalist Ne-Yo vocally straining a little to be heard over the beat.

After the first few tracks, though, the album’s quality picks up in a big way. Granted, the shorter instrumental interludes, such as “Green Valley”, “Mansion” and “School”, come off as so much filler. However, the largely instrumental “Iron” and “Awooga” (both of which were released as promotional singles) are some of the most intense Synth-Pop we’ve heard since Depeche Mode ran out of steam in the late 2000s. These tracks are presumably what Skrillex was going for on his early albums, but Skrillex lacked Harris’ tight control and sense of restraint, so his attempts at this kind of thing just sounded like random machinery noise. Harris also does collaborations with two of the bigger name Grime rappers, Dizzee Rascal and Tinie Tempah, and while their lyrics are nothing particularly special (for those who don’t know, Grime Rap, a subgenre of Rap rooted in urban Britain, is marked by a distinct emphasis on production over lyrical quality), Harris’ beats on both songs are superb.

But frankly, being able to create great beats was less than half of what made Harris so special. There are plenty of great beatmakers out there—what made Harris different was his determination to create Dance music that could make for an enjoyable listening experience whether you were dancing to it or not. After all, the problem with most bad dance music is the mindset that the cliche ‘It has a good beat and you can dance to it’ is the only positive quality a dance song needs to deliver. And in the years before Harris broke through in the U.S. (especially ’09-’10), we were particularly plagued by a crop of horrible dance songs that were so concerned with getting people ‘on the floor’ that they didn’t bother with things like decent songwriting or listenable singing.

Moreover, Harris was determined to create Dance music with actual emotional content. He knew that with the limited vocal sections, he didn’t have the space to create anything terribly complex, so he instead used each song to focus a single straightforward emotion into an incredible intensity, rather like a Baroque opera aria would. These songs wound up resembling extremely dramatic power ballads set over thunderous dance beats. Harris wasn’t the first to do this style in the U.S….David Guetta had experimented with it a bit, and even had a hit, “When Love Takes Over”, in the style. But it wasn’t until Harris released the anguished love song “We Found Love”, featuring a powerful vocal performance by Rihanna, that this specific template became so popular that practically every Dance-Pop hit for the next six years followed it.

This did result in a certain amount of overexposure that made some people outright sick of the style, but when you remember the kind of Club song that dominated Dance-Pop in the previous years, I think you’ll agree this was at least an improvement. And while not everyone who attempted this style did it as effectively as Harris (and even he contributed one dud when he worked on Rihanna’s lackluster attempted followup, “Where Have You Been”), this album features some of the best works in that style ever produced. In addition to “We Found Love”, there’s the introspective “We’ll Be Coming Back” featuring Example, the glowing “I Need Your Love” featuring Ellie Goulding, the furiously defiant “Sweet Nothing” featuring Florence Welch, and the deeply loving “Thinking About You”, featuring Ayah Marar.

The vocalists all do strong work (Welch and Goulding in particular are magnificent), but the real star of this album is that man who brought substance and depth back to popular dance music, and he really should receive more credit for that singular achievement. After all, without him, Dance-Pop might still consist of shlock like LMFAO and Far East Movement to this day. Think about that the next time you turn on the radio, and remember who you have to thank for sparing you from it. That’s right…none other than Calvin Harris.

“The 20/20 Experience” by Justin Timberlake

The first installment of this two-part release made all kinds of ‘Best Albums of the Year/Decade’ lists, and there’s a reason for that. This disc features some of the smoothest and lushest retro-R&B of the year, and remember that 2013 was the definitive year of the decade in terms of retro-R&B. Imagine if Off the Wall-era Michael Jackson was backed by Barry White’s Love Unlimited Orchestra…that’s seriously what this album sounds like.

From irresistibly dynamic Funk like “Don’t Hold the Wall” and “Let the Groove Get In” to flawlessly seductive love jams like “Suit and Tie” and “Pusher Love Girl” and exquisitely sensual ballads like “Mirrors”, this is some of the best R&B music of the decade. The final track, “Blue Ocean Floor”, is almost Ambient in its atmospheric richness of sound. The third single, “Tunnel Vision”, may not have been the best choice for a single (there were plenty of better songs that didn’t get released), but if it’s the weakest thing on the album, then the album’s doing pretty good, because it’s still a pretty solid song.

Unfortunately, the second disc (billed as The 20/20 Experience—2 of 2) is a far more uneven collection of songs. This is partly because, while both discs are heavily inspired by Michael Jackson, the first installment drew largely on Jackson’s early period, whereas this disc is based more on his post-Thriller work, which is a much less felicitous fit for Timberlake’s style.

There are two gems on the second disc…the silky-smooth ballad “Not a Bad Thing” and “Drink You Away”, which is easily the greatest Country drinking song of 2013 even if it came from a Pop-R&B artist. And a few of the other songs, such as the lead single “Take Back the Night” or “Cabaret” (which features an atypically rapid-fire guest verse from Drake), are at least decent, if nowhere near the level of the songs on the first disc. But items like the obnoxious second single “TKO”, the oversexualized “Give Me What I Don’t Know (I Want)”, or the decisively horrible “Only When I Walk Away” are just flat-out unpleasant.

And even the first disc, for all its glories, suffers from one rather large flaw. Do you know the song “Doctor Jimmy” from the Who’s Quadrophenia album…the one that starts out as a highlight, but then spends over four minutes rambling and repeating itself after it’s essentially finished? Well, imagine a whole album of that. The songs are all wonderful for the first three or four minutes, but the majority of them are seven or eight minutes long, and therein lies the problem.

There’s nothing wrong with writing eight-minute songs if you can actually sustain them, but these songs are essentially over by the three- or four-minute mark, and just stretch themselves out to a long running time by using endless repetition or pointless filler phrases. This problem is even more pronounced on the second disc, where most of the songs aren’t very good to begin with, and become almost unbearable by the time they actually end.

As a result, in spite of the sublime quality of the songs, even making it all the way through the first part of this set requires a considerable amount of patience. I’d argue that the first disc is still worth hearing, but be prepared for flashes of sublime excellence separated by a fair amount of dead air, because that’s what you’re going to get. And I can’t really in good conscience recommend the second disc…the two best songs on it were released as singles anyway, so if you’ve heard them, you’ve heard all you need to hear of that album.

I get why the first part of this collection was so acclaimed at the time, and I’m not trying to dismiss it…it still definitely qualifies as a masterpiece. But it would have been an even greater masterpiece if Timberlake and his longtime producer Timbaland had put a little more effort into being concise and focused instead of artificially stretching out the songs in some attempt to emulate the extended dance jams of classic Funk and Disco. Those songs were lengthy for a reason that no longer applies in the digital era…the desire to keep people dancing for as long as possible without having to interrupt them by changing the record. There’s really no reason for music of this kind to be this long-winded in the modern era, and Timberlake and Timbaland, for all their obvious talent,  clearly aren’t capable of maintaining the audience’s interest for that long anyway, so they would have been wiser not to try.

“Title” by Meghan Trainor

Now, there are plenty of people who hate Meghan Trainor. The amateur critics tend to hate her because she defied the politically correct politics popular among that demographic in ways that are ultimately trivial but were blown out of proportion by angry internet ranters. The professional critics’ disdain for her is harder to explain. I suspect it’s because, like Taylor Swift, she’s too overtly commercial for the snobs that dominate that field, and too legitimate an artist for them to simply dismiss her condescendingly the way they do acts like Katy Perry and Rihanna. But unlike Taylor Swift, she hasn’t achieved such an obvious level of success that dismissing her outright seems ridiculous on its face, so they presumably see her as an easier target.

That said, Trainor’s second album, Thank You, was greeted as something of a disappointment even by her fans, and this is probably because it didn’t live up to the extremely high standard set by her first. Granted, that can’t entirely explain Thank You‘s negative reception, since many of its detractors didn’t like this album either. But I’m going to come right out and say that anyone who thinks Titleis a bad album is presumably operating under some sort of bias.

The superior quality of this album compared to her sophomore effort is partly because the Fifties Doo-Wop sound she drew on here is simply a richer vein of music than the Nineties Pop pastiche she attempted on Thank You, but it goes beyond that. The songwriting on Thank You, while it featured several excellent moments like “I Love Me” and “Champagne Problems”, was much more uneven and generally less consistent than the superb writing on display here. It makes sense, if you think about it…Trainor had presumably been working on these songs for years, whereas her next album had to be squeezed out in a hurry around the edges of her touring schedule. That’s certainly the usual reason for the Sophomore Slump phenomenon, and I imagine it applies here too.

This album is bookended by two killer singles. The showstopping “All About That Bass” was the first sign Pop music was improving toward the end of 2014, and the deliciously sassy “Lips Are Movin” was one of the crop of songs that confirmed it. But the album has plenty of glories beyond its two smash hits. The high point is unquestionably the sublimely beautiful ballad “Like I’m Gonna Lose You”, but the inspiring “Close Your Eyes” and the tender “What If I” almost equal it in loveliness.

The only real dud on the whole album is the obnoxious “Bang Them Sticks”. Many people will be downright offended by that statement, specifically because of the implication that I don’t consider “Dear Future Husband” to be a ‘dud’. And I’ll admit that this song has an oddly dated view of gender relations that makes for slightly uncomfortable listening if you take it at face value, even if it’s far less sexist than many songs of the actual era it’s pastiching and may have been designed specifically as a tribute to that era. But its problems have been so vastly blown out of proportion by the internet political correctness claque that I’m inclined to defend it at this point. Besides, the fact remains that the music itself is absolutely sensational, and you could make a strong case that’s all that should matter.

The title track (no pun intended) has come under fire by the same groups, but for the life of me I can’t imagine why. I admit I’m not a woman and perhaps am therefore not entirely qualified to judge, but I honestly can’t understand how a girl essentially saying “I don’t want to be ‘friends with benefits’, acknowledge me as your girlfriend or I won’t sleep with you” is somehow degrading to women. Personally, I’d argue the sentiment is rather empowering if anything, and once again the music is so good that it really shouldn’t matter. Also, people in general seem to miss that much of this album is fairly tongue-in-cheek, as the winningly self-deprecating “Walkashame” and the ruefully funny “3AM” demonstrate. The latter sounds rather like if Darius Rucker’s “Drinkin’ and Dialin’” and Lady Antebellum’s “Need You Now” had a baby that was then adopted and raised as a Doo-Wop song.

People were particularly incensed when Trainor won the Best New Artist Grammy for this album, but I’d argue she deserved it as much as any of the nominees, and more than most. For those who don’t know, while they apparently changed the rules later this year, Best New Artist awards used to be directly tied to specific albums. And Title didn’t face a great deal of competition from, say, Sam Hunt’s Montevallo, an ambitious and daring experiment that nonetheless ended in disaster, or Tori Kelly’s painfully generic Unbreakable Smile, or James Bay’s terminally turgid Chaos and the Calm.

It did have one valid competitor in Courtney Barnett’s Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit, and I don’t envy the Grammy committee for having to choose between them. Not only are they both outstanding works in totally different fields (mainstream Pop and Lo-Fi Indie Rock), but they have totally different strengths and emphases. Trainor is above all a wonderful tunesmith, while Barnett is known mostly as a brilliant lyricist, setting her complex lyrical explorations to tunes that are little more than functional.

But ultimately, Barnett’s album is not the type that typically wins Grammys anyway…the Grammys do love them some Indie Rock, but they generally prefer their Indie Rock a bit more accessible than Barnett’s work. So even though Sometimes I Sit and Think was at the opposite extreme from this album in terms of critical praise, I don’t think it was either a surprise or an injustice that Trainor was awarded the prize. This may not be the kind of ‘serious’, ambitious project that its only real competitor was, but it is every bit as excellent an example of its field, and the critics, both amateur and professional, that argued otherwise are simply wrong.

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“The Future” by Leonard Cohen

Bob Dylan has now won a Nobel Prize for his work as a Folk poet, and as I have stated, I see that as a well-deserved acknowledgment of the validity of the medium and the sublime quality of his poetry. But if there is any Folk poet-songwriter who could challenge Dylan as a lyricist, it would be the recently deceased and bitterly missed artistic genius Leonard Cohen. And in memory of this remarkable man, I thought I would pay my respects by reviewing one of his albums.

In the actual Sixties heyday of the folk movement, while most of Cohen’s peers were tilting at political windmills and writing protest songs and social commentaries, he very meticulously focused solely on his own personal story. His songs were introspective and meaningful to the extreme, but they were about his own state of mind and emotional journey, and almost never dealt with the so-called ‘larger’ issues.

It was only in his later career, particularly after his late-Eighties ‘comeback’, than he began to get political in his songwriting. That is why, in reflection of current events, I have decided to review one of Cohen’s later masterpieces rather than any of the justly legendary works from his initial heyday in the Sixties.

In addition to taking on more political themes, Cohen’s voice had changed a great deal since his early years, dropping from a nasal tenor to an extremely deep Basso Profundo, slightly gravelly but still smooth enough to sound pretty. His actual ability to sing in tune was shaky, and for much of this album he doesn’t even try, whispering and intoning his lyrics rather than truly singing. But like Richard Burton in Camelot, his natural speaking voice was so exquisitely musical to begin with that he didn’t really have to sing to create the effect of singing.

This is a concept album dealing with Cohen’s extremely cynical reactions to the fall of the Berlin Wall and the consequent rejoicing. Of course, in reality, all of Cohen’s album are concept albums…people just often don’t notice this because their concepts are generally too abstract to be expressed as linear stories.

There are really only six original Cohen vocal songs on this album, but they represent some of the finest work of his career; indeed, every single one of them tends to be ranked among his all-time classics by fans, making this one of his most consistently outstanding musical efforts.

The title track is the finest look into the motivations of a villainous figure since The Who’s “Behind Blue Eyes”. “Waiting For the Miracle” is one of Cohen’s most poetic creations, quietly threatening yet at the same time exquisitely lyrical.

“Closing Time” is a kind of disturbing hoedown, with some of the most cynical lyrics ever written. “Light As a Breeze” is one of the most erotic songs of all time, even if, like “Chelsea Hotel No. 2”, it’s ultimately about far more than just sex.

“Democracy”, the album’s most overtly political song, would sound like a patriotic anthem from the music alone, but the brutally honest lyric is half bittersweet love letter and half scathing deconstruction.

But the most pertinent track in today’s world may be “Anthem”, a breathtakingly beautiful piece that acknowledges the ills and injustices of the world but ultimately comes away with a truly inspiring message of optimism, declaring “There is a crack in everything/that’s how the light gets in”. Cohen’s songs are very rarely this positive, and indeed, I don’t think he ever wrote anything else as uplifting as this, and it serves to keep the album’s cynicism from sinking into despair the way some of Cohen’s albums do (e.g. Songs of Love and Hate).

The rest of the album consists of two covers (of an obscure R&B tune from the Seventies called “Be For Real” and Irving Berlin’s classic standard “Always”) and a closing instrumental. The covers are both superb, with Cohen’s reading of “Always” being particularly nuanced and fascinating.

As for “Tacoma Trailer”, the first purely instrumental track to appear on any Cohen album, while it loses something by not featuring Cohen’s two most interesting qualities (his lyrics and his voice), it is still a lovely and haunting piece that makes for a satisfying album closer. I don’t know which of this album’s session musicians was playing the keyboard here, but I hope he went on to a long and fruitful solo career, because he definitely deserves it.

Three of the songs from this album made it onto the soundtrack of the movie Natural Born Killers, which helped give the album well-deserved exposure. Still, the songs definitely work best when heard together as a group; as stated, despite not expressing itself as a clear linear narrative, this really is a unified concept album.

Cohen has released a myriad of other masterpiece-level recordings in his career, but I must admit this one was always particularly dear to my heart, particularly “Anthem”, which has gotten me through a number of rough times in my life. And given the state of current events in America today, I think this album, and especially “Anthem”, is more relevant today than it has ever been. And given the loss that the world has experienced with Cohen’s passing, this seems as good a time as any to encourage people to seek out or revisit this glorious masterpiece from a man who was assuredly one of the greatest musical and poetic artists of the last hundred years.

“Collage” by the Chainsmokers

The Chainsmokers are one of Pop music’s most surprising stories of redemption. Back when they first came on the scene with the reprehensible viral novelty “#Selfie”, they seemed like little more than a bad Youtube novelty act encroaching on the realm of Pop music. But the hit single from their previous EP, “Roses”, established them as a legitimate EDM producing act. This EP continued that process, but also did some damage to their reputation for another reason.

Unfortunately, the worst track on this album, “Closer” featuring Halsey (who has made a respectable career for herself since, but was primarily known at the time for the decisively horrible “New Americana”), sat at the top of the Billboard charts for more than three months and refused to budge. This undeserved success has led some people to exaggerate the awfulness of the song itself, which really isn’t quite rock bottom.

The composition itself is actually rather interesting, with an intriguingly offbeat concept: write a song about a couple reuniting after years apart, but with humorously incongruous lyrics that demonstrate exactly why they broke up in the first place. This is certainly a much better comedic concept than “#Selfie” ever had, but the joke doesn’t really land. Unlike “New Americana”, it actually succeeds in capturing that brand of irony particular to the Millenial generation…the problem is that the result isn’t really all that funny.

More damningly, the beat is the weakest on the EP, underpowered and tinny-sounding. On top of that, one of the production duo sings half of the vocals on this duet, and he is spectacularly unqualified as a singer. Seriously, this guy makes Calvin Harris sound like Barry White. At any rate, the song is not remotely strong enough to withstand its massive overexposure, and the whole world seems to have gotten sick of it by now.

This has unfortunately led some critics to dismiss the entire EP as trash, which seems a massive overreaction and a damned shame, because there’s some very good material here. Like Taylor Swift’s Red or Future’s Honest, this album wound up putting its worst material in the most prominent place, but the rest of the disc is actually some of the best EDM we had seen on the Pop charts in a while at that time.

The first track on the EP, and the only one not released as a separate single prior to its release, is “Setting Fires”. On an album consisting mostly of Calvin Harris-influenced dance ballads, this is the only song to go for a funkier, more uptempo feel, and it does so in a quite satisfying fashion, providing a burst of variety and energy than helps keep the EP interesting and get things off to a lively start. I’ve heard some people complain that this song has offensive ‘woman-as-helpless-appendage-of-man’ implications, but that just strikes me as bizarre, given that the entire subject of the song is her declaring that she won’t make senseless sacrifices for this man anymore.

“All We Know” has almost the same melody as “Closer”, but with a vastly superior beat and lyrics. It also could be argued to have vaguely similar subject matter (both are about hanging onto dysfunctional relationships), but this song plays the concept as sad and quietly bittersweet rather than bitterly comic as “Closer” does. Featured vocalist Phoebe Ryan gives this touching ballad a distinctive and haunting sound that is miles ahead of anything its more famous cousin achieves.

The high point of this album is “Don’t Let Me Down”. This song was a double subversion of listeners’ expectations, because it combined the Chainsmokers with teen Pop star Daya, best known for such execrable items as “Hide Away” and “Sit Still, Look Pretty”. And yet, in spite of this seemingly dubious combination, it wound up being probably the best EDM hit of the entire year. An emotional dance ballad in the Calvin Harris vein with some DJ Snake-esque Trap influences worked into the beat, it ranks with the finest EDM hits of the decade. It also features a glorious vocal performance from Daya…on her own songs, she generally tries to sound like Rihanna, which is not at all a good fit for her, but here we can finally see why people were initially calling her a vocal prodigy.

The album’s least successful single, “Inside Out”, is a capable song, with an attractive chiming sound to the beat and suitably impassioned love-song lyrics reminiscent of songs like “Beneath Your Beautiful”. But without the haunting sadness of an “All We Know” or the explosive impact of a “Don’t Let Me Down” (or, I suppose, the obscene career luck of a “Closer”), it never made much of an impact on the charts. Still, it’s a more than respectable song that certainly deserved success more than “Closer” ever did.

These guys still have a tendency to make asses of themselves in interviews, which might also hurt their perceived credibility, but as producers and songwriters, they’ve proven themselves quite capable and earned a fair measure of respect, at least as far as their art itself goes. The critics who excoriated this album because they were annoyed at the undeserved success of its worst single seem to be missing the fact that, as far as EDM goes, these guys were pretty much the best thing we had on the Pop scene in 2016. No, this EP doesn’t necessarily reach the level of the best EDM from the genre’s glory years like 2012 or 2013, but it’s a Hell of a lot better than, say, Justin Bieber’s EDM stuff or anything Calvin Harris released that year, and “Don’t Let Me Down” would be a treasure in any year. The “Closer” issue notwithstanding, this is a highly respectable record consisting of precisely 80% good content, and it’s worth exploring to find out what these guys are capable of outside of their terminally overexposed Number One hit.

“Home on the Range” by Slim Whitman

Yep, America’s most notoriously hokey Folk singer, a man primarily known for his yodeling prowess, singing America’s most cliche, overexposed folk tune. How can this be anything but an embarrassment, you say? But the thing is, in spite of Slim Whitman’s ridiculously corny image, the man really did have an amazing voice, and his high, haunting, almost eerie tenor actually sounds quite gorgeous here. He also sings the song as a slower tempo than most of us are used to, making it sound less like the upbeat folk singalong it’s become over the years and more like the lyrical nature rhapsody it was originally intended to be. As for the song itself, it’s primarily known for its opening verse and chorus, which all of us have heard so many times that we barely register the meaning of the words anymore, but the song does have two other verses, and those verses are far more poetic and atmospheric than the snippet we generally hear (the second verse in particular invokes an almost sacred sense of atmosphere in its description of the feelings of a man looking up at the stars). So if you actually listen to this rendition of the song, which I doubt many of you have, it’s actually quite likely to change your mind about Whitman, and to give you a whole new respect for the Classic Folk genre in general.

Verdict: This is actually one of the greatest combinations of singer and song in all of Classic Folk, and deserves infinitely more respect than it’s ever likely to get.

“Under the Moon” by Insane Clown Posse

Insane Clown Posse may or may not actually be the worst rappers of all time, but they’re certainly the worst anyone reading this entry is likely to recognize by name. The Great Milenko is their most well-known album, mostly because it was the one released during their brief window of mainstream popularity, and while saying it’s their best album isn’t really saying much, there are two or three tracks on it, such as the bitter “Hall of Illusions” or the religious satire “Hellelujah”, where the duo rise above their usual idiocy and deliver something with some degree of actual merit. This chilling story-song may be the best of those tracks, and is certainly the closest ICP has ever come to being frightening. It still features several poor decisions and clumsy word choices, but for once they completely abandon their attempts at ‘comedy’ and attempt to tell a serious story. They really do make you feel the agony and desperation of this guy spending a lifetime behind bars because of a senseless act of attempted vengeance for a girl who abandoned him, and the passages where he obsesses over her are genuinely creepy. Yes, what he did was clearly incredibly stupid and unnecessary, and it’s understandable that the girl in question decided not to spend her life pining for him, but I think in this case the song actually knows the former (probably not the latter, admittedly, given the pair’s reputation for misogyny, but it’s ICP; you can’t expect miracles). Some people have complained about the beat, which sound exactly like the spooky-campy sound they use on all their other songs, but it kind of works on a weird level…it sounds like even the beat is mocking this guy’s pain.

Verdict: This song isn’t great by ordinary standards, but it’s so far above ICP’s usual quality level that it almost sounds like someone else’s song.

“I’ve Never Been to Me” by Charlene

This is one of the most fascinatingly horrible songs ever released, and the saddest part is that it really shouldn’t have been. The singer, one-hit wonder Charlene, is reasonably capable in a second-string Motown sort of way, the concept is valid (if more than a little dated…it’s basically a woman who lived a life of adventure telling a wife and mother that she’s not missing anything by staying at home), and the melody is attractive and actually rather poignant. And for the first verse and chorus, it actually seems like an interesting, if very melodramatic, old-style Pop song. But about halfway through the song, starting with the cringeworthy line ‘I’ve been undressed by kings/And I’ve seen some things/that a woman ain’t supposed to see’, everything goes right to Hell. What follows is a ghastly mess including a humiliatingly sappy spoken bridge, a line about ‘crying for unborn children’ that actually wasn’t a reference to abortion but will always be read that way, and indecipherable lyrics like ‘I’ve spent my life exploring/the subtle whoring/that costs too much to be free’. Because this song is, if nothing else, one of a kind and extremely memorable, it’s actually quite possible to put it to good use…Priscilla, Queen of the Desert memorably used it as a tone-setting opening…but only if you’re using it for it is—a morbidly fascinating piece of uniquely horrible high camp.

Verdict: Can be enjoyably bad under the right circumstances, but still undoubtedly one of the worst songs of all time.